[ * [ -sweetest things in life- ] * ]

Motherfxcker ♥

2010-05-18T21:16:00.006+08:00

Zoe Chan Qi Hui ♥

A friend

An extrovert

A Gemini

A surrogate mother

Thanks , Mama , for accepting and loving me for who I am .

You're like the mother I never had .

A person as amazing as you ought to be treasured .

And if you feel no one treasures you ,

Know that I am the one who has and always will

treasure you (:

LOVED

2010-05-07T23:51:00.003+08:00

Eefarh

8 August 1995

Eefarh is and will always be a unique person .

She's in love with cats and would like to live in a house filled with cats .

She's one of my super-awesome friends .

I love her as much as I love straight hair . ( Sorry , that was stupid . )

Her life isn't perfect , but hey ,

Whose life is ?

I bet she has gone through more things than I have .

She's simply amazing .

Eefarh ,

Thank you for being there when I needed you .

If I were to turn back the time and not meet you ,

I don't think I'd be who I am now .

I don't think I'd be the hyperactive kid who is obsessed with himself .

Thank you , Eefarh .

You're an awesome friend (:

Return

2010-05-02T21:50:00.002+08:00

@2May10

Hey , people .

I'm back after a long time .

I honestly have nothing to post .

I want to thank Eefarh for doing the skin for my blog .

She is simply the most awesome person I have ever met .

Well , yeah .

Life's been quite alright for me .

So , yeah .

Spoilt

2010-02-15T21:49:00.003+08:00

@15Feb10

Went shopping at IMM Jurong East with some of my family members today .

Bought beef bacon strips and sushi .

I bought the sushi not because I was hungry but instead I bought it because the caviar on a particular sushi caught my eye .

I have been craving for caviar since last January .

I envied those who ate them .

I know that caviars usually come from sturgeons and there has been this environmental issue about it but I don't really bother .

I am still unsure whether the caviar I ate was really caviar .

The reason I'm asking is because the caviar I ate was REALLY small .

It's like this :

Is that really caviar ?

Just awhile ago , me and my Mum had a friendly argument .

I told her that I have been craving for real caviar .

I told her that I'm spoilt .

She agreed .

Because of my crave , she told me that two supermarkets in Singapore sell them .

I'm going to try to get it .

I must !

Eclipse

2010-02-12T22:34:00.003+08:00

@12Feb10

Happy Chinese New Year ;D

I am back with another post .

Had a Chinese New Year concert at school today .

I had a band performance .

It was fun playing with super awesome people .

After the concert , we had lunch and the food was catered by the band .

We had pizzas and soft drinks .

Got back my arithmetic class test paper .

Full marks , for your information . ( Be very jealous )

Done .

Sequins

2010-01-24T17:51:00.005+08:00

Hari Raya 2008

Webcamming Session with Anne

@24Jan10

Looking at the pictures taken during Hari Raya in 2008 really scares me .

Mistakes

2010-01-23T20:54:00.004+08:00

@23Jan10

Never fear in making a mistake .

As a matter of fact , embrace making mistakes .

It's human nature to make mistakes .

You learn from your mistakes and try not to do it again .

Apology

2010-01-02T03:07:00.005+08:00

Hello,readers.

This is just a short post .

I'M SORRY SEAN LIM .

I'm sorry for all the things I've done that might have offended you .

People reading this blog , do be aware that I have apologized to Sean Lim .

I want nobody to dislike him , AT ALL .

CHRISTMAS

2009-12-25T02:29:00.001+08:00

25.12.09 - I will be going to my maternal grandmother's house for Christmas . I might be eating Chappati and Suji . Excited , period . I might be able to meet my cousin , Sakeenah . We might play make-believe again . Excited , period .

LATE

2009-11-25T22:38:00.002+08:00

Hello,readers.

I was late for Military Band today.

It started at 0800 hrs and I arrived at 1400+ hrs.

I know,bad,right?

I could have attended for a drama practice but since my P.E. attire was still being washed,I just went for Military Band as the only proper attire I had was my school uniform.

My hair was really frizzy this morning.

Blame my Dad.

I accidentally used the shower gel for my hair.

Poop.

I seriously have nothing else to say.

Councillors & Peer Support Leaders Induction Camp 2009

2009-11-16T20:55:00.015+08:00

Hello,readers.
I am finally back to revive my dead blog.
I am sure some of you,by now,have read almost ALL of my blog posts and you're getting bored of it.
A MILLION apologies for the lack of updates!

Recently,I went to a camp called 'Councillors & Peer Support Leaders Induction Camp 2009' and heavens,was it FANTASTIC! It was the BEST camp I've ever attended and this is honest. I had the time of my life there!
You know what?
Instead of just typing it all into words,why not show you some pictures?
... and more words after that.

From left to right :

Priscilla , Vincent ( the yellow T-shirt ), me ( covering my face ), Hamizan and Wei Yang

The one in the yellow T-shirt is Jason

Part of 'Amazing Race'

Meet Priscilla. She's my new bestfriend and the 3rd Diva.

Part of 'Amazing Race'

Can you spot me?

There I am with Sandra

6th November 2009,Friday

0900 hrs : We had ice breakers. We played 'Superstar' and 'Whacko'.

1430 hrs : We had a race appropriately called 'Amazing Race' as it was REALLY AMAZING. Our first station of the game was at the 'Design Centre'. We had a maze and some of us had to be blindfolded and were given instructions to find our way to the end. After that,we headed to our school's basketball court. We played a game that required teamwork and agility and I have to admit that my team had all of that. Then,we headed to the 'Home Economics' room. There,we had to pick one bottle out of a few. My team was lucky and got the bottle that had a VERY sweet drink and by VERY sweet,I mean VERY sweet. The liquid that we had to drink was dark Fuchsia in colour and was EXTREMELY sweet. An evidence to support my statement ; One of my teammates puked out the liquid as it was VERY sweet. Next,we headed to our school's 'yard'. There,we had to crawl under a few strings within 10 seconds. Whoever passes 10 seconds will be splashed with water. We had to be careful as to not hit the strings as the water will fall on us. I am proud to say that I was able to complete the task within 10 seconds. Ha! Never underestimate me! My team-mates and I had to wash the mud from our shirts,shorts and legs and ran wet. Almost every single group was soaking wet. Then,we headed to the next station that was near to a few classes. There,we had to make a ball come out from a tall tube with holes. Our idea was to use water as we followed the empirical fact that less denser substances/materials will be on top of much denser substances/materials. It was REALLY difficult as the water kept flowing out from the holes. We tried different methods like using our body parts to cover the holes. I used my mouth and fingers to cover the holes but alas,it didn't work. One of my team-mates suggested that the boys were to take off their T-shirts to cover the holes. I didn't want to as I didn't feel comfortable about showing my body despite wearing a singlet inside. A teacher then approached us saying that we are to not use any props. We spent quite a long time trying different methods but in the end,the ball couldn't come out of the tube. The teacher then gave us the clue to the next station. Our last station was to crawl under a few strings that were designed like lasers. You know,the type of lasers you see in those movies that once touched will give out an alarm or something. We were good!

1830 hrs : We had 'Fright Night',a scary type of 'Amazing Race'. By 1830 hrs,our school was already dark. We had to do scary things. Too much,I'm too lazy to type it all down.

That's all :]

Selamat Hari Raya

2009-09-17T00:59:00.002+08:00

♥ SELAMAT HARI RAYA ♥

To all of my readers,I would like to seek forgiveness from all of you,

should I have been harsh or done anything wrong to you.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

Maaf Zahir & Batin

2009-09-14T01:24:00.001+08:00

Because beauty is hidden.

Back to reality

2009-08-22T00:25:00.002+08:00

Hello,readers.
I'm back with good news.
My Maths teacher is going to teach me Sec 4/5 Elementary & Additional Mathematics!
*shrieks in excitement*

I am dying to buy a Digital SLR Camera.
With a Macro effect so perfect,I wouldn't wonder should I see a line of people queing up to get a free DSLR.

I don't know why BOYS dislike me.
What have I done to them?
Does being soft repulse them?
Why must there be UNEQUALITY and HATRED between one another?

That's all.

Oh,sorry?

2009-08-04T18:00:00.000+08:00

Hello,readers.
Time check : 6:01 PM
I still have not bathed yet.
Sandra and Xi Wen followed me home,hoping to be able to do our Geography project.
Just when we wanted to do some researches,my laptop's battery died.
Sandra and Xi Wen then went home by themselves.

I am really bored.
There's nothing interesting in school.
I know almost everything in Maths ( Sec 1E - Sec 2E,mind you ).
I feel really bored.

Should I exaggerate?

I think I should.

I FEEL BORED!!!!!!

Scary was this moment.

2009-08-01T22:09:00.000+08:00

Hello,readers.
Just came back from somewhere only I know.
I was on my way home with some of my family members when in the bus,there was this old man who looked at me for quite a lot of times.
I tried my very best not to look at him.
My sister-in-law told me that he looked at me for a few times.
After I alighted the bus,I looked at the window and the old man was still looking at me.
I told my mother about it and she told me that the old man could like me.
That gave me the shivers to my ears,literally.
A few seconds later,she told me that he might be wondering what my gender was.
Could he have thought I was an androgyny?
Hmmmmms.

Ends here.

gosh,please shut up

2009-07-19T01:11:00.002+08:00

Hello,readers.
Time check : 1:12 AM.
I am very bored and my eyes don't feel sleepy.
I will soon be a hunchback due to bending when using the computer.
Just got a new laptop.
It's COMPAQ.
It's better than Lena ( those who have read all of my archives will know this computer. Well,for those who don't,Lena,is my Lenovo laptop. Lena is the name I gave it ).
I'll name my Compaq , Cheryl.
Thus today,went to Madrasah.
It was kind of fun as Daniel was around.
He is a joker you will love.
Arrived at home at 1700 hours.
Went to WestMall after that.
Then,went back home again.

Toodles.

thesuperstarrr,tells it all

2009-07-13T22:23:00.004+08:00

Hello,readers.
I'm currently on my sister-in-law's new laptop.
I am kinda' disappointed with the speed.
It's slow,poop.

School has been kinda' awesome these few days.
Now I really know who my TRUE friend is and I am not ashamed of admitting to people that I am her friend.
Her name is Simreet.
She is the girl people will want to be with.
Despite being disliked and ignored by my classmates,she is still a strong person.
One thing that I like about her attitude is that she is someone who is strong,emotionally.
If someone were to ask me who my friends are,I'd start the list by saying "Simreet".
Thank you Simreet for trusting me :).

I've already completed Sec 1 Design & Technology.
I'm currently taking Home Economics which is extremely fun.
Recently,for the first lesson,my classmates were told to make an Apple Crumble.
Me and Sandra ended up making an Apple Pie!
It surprisingly tasted better than the Apple Crumbles my friends made.
Me and Sandra used Gala apples as we thought that Gala apples would taste sweeter than Fuji apple.
Recently,I looked up on the Internet to find which apple is the sweetest.
Then,I clicked on this particular website and there was this person who made a list on the list of sweet apples.

... Honeycrisp,Fuji,Gala.

HELLO?!
Fuji comes after Honeycrisp!
I should have used Fuji apples instead of Gala apples.

I think I have nothing else to write about.

xoxo,
The Superstarrr - Saiful

Halonessing?

2009-06-16T18:56:00.002+08:00

Hello,readers.
Just got both my eyebrows trimmed today (160609,Tuesday ) by my lovely 2nd brother.
There is no difference in the appearance of my eyebrows,though.
I'll be going abroad for holidays soon.
I've not completed my holiday assignments yet.
I miss school.
Sigh.

Pictures of the famous.

2009-05-17T11:28:00.004+08:00

Some pictures for you readers :)

The picture above was taken at Haw Par Villa,Singapore.
This part of the , I believe , tourist attraction , has a place that looks like the Religious Bath at Mohenjo-Daro.
Those who study History might be able to see the dichotomy.
The picture above has the word 'paradi' .
No,it is not a real word.
It is just a combination of the words 'paradise' and 'die'.
No,not death,but 'die',if I'm not mistaken,is the plural for 'dice'.
'Paradi' just means the 'Paradise of Poker'.

Beauty. Is it really in the eyes of the beholder?

2009-05-10T16:38:00.002+08:00

Hello,readers.
I am really in love with school.
Now,Facebook.
Soon,Twitter. ( Boring. )

So anyway,
I am really bored.
I don't really know what I want to write about.
I celebrated Mothers' Day at my maternal grandmother's house yesterday,on 9th May 2009.
There were food, laughter and camera flashes.
I met Sykeenah yesterday.
We played quite a few games with my sister-in-law and it was quite fun.

Thus,that's all.

'Secrets Of The Plastic'

2009-05-06T21:47:00.005+08:00

Don't understand what the picture above is trying to tell?
'Secrets of The Plastic' ( S.O.T.P. ) is all about me,Saiful Zahri.
Unlike my other blog posts,S.O.T.P. is all about me being EXPOSED.
No,not showing my body but instead,my secrets.
Ready for this week's S.O.T.P.?

--------------------------------------

I am just 13 years-old but my brain has the power of a Mensa student.
Well,maybe.
Honestly,I think I'm a nerd.
But,due to my stylishness ( I wonder if that even is a word ),confidence and fame,I'm a fabulous nerd.
I don't know if this S.O.T.P. of mine 'brings' the jealousy or hate of others but again,this is my S.O.T.P. and I have the right to write what I want to write about myself.

Honestly,if you juxtapose nerds with me,you might see the difference.

Being glamorous is a punishment to the eyes of the forced

2009-05-02T18:40:00.003+08:00

Hello,readers.
Wazzup?
It has been a long time since I last wrote a post on this dead blog.
Thus,to not make you bored,I am going to write about what I've done in these past few days.
Lazy to know when,but I have already sat for all of my Mother Tongue examinations and only one ( I think so ... ) of my English examinations.
Level of hardness : 69 / 100.
Scary and a bit torturous for me to know the level of hardness of the examinations I have taken so far.
Anyway,today ( 20509 , Saturday ),went for religious class.
Only one word could express the time I had at religious class today.
Awesome.
I argued with Mustaqim,AGAIN!

Me : You are the quintessence of arrogance and pride. I am the quintessence of happiness and * thinks * ...

Mustaqim : You're the quintessence of happiness and 'gayness'

I freaking hate him but honestly,I can't win him in the battle of wits.
HELLO?
He's schooling at Victoria School!
If I'm not mistaken,the aggregate he got for his PSLE is 250+.
Apparently,he is far smarter than me.

That's all for this post.

xoxo,
Saiful Zahri

Pictures.

2009-04-17T12:18:00.003+08:00

From left to right ( picture above ) : Me & Noreszuana

From left to right : Olivia , Me & Al-Hasyir

Superstardome.

2009-04-10T21:36:00.003+08:00

Hello,readers.
It has been centuries ( dumbarses will believe in that ) since I wrote a post.
I don't have anything to post actually.
My computer has problems.
Can't download or upload many things now.
Hate my laptop.

Just for your information --

2009-04-02T21:30:00.002+08:00

Sal ( you know who you are ).
I would like to apologize for what I have written but I HAVE A REASON for writing that.
Remember that time during a game design session?
I asked you for help for a few times and what did you say?
Hmmm,let me see.
Oh yes!
"Later later!"

As a human,we all have feelings.
I have feelings.
After asking for help from you,you still didn't want to help me.

Feeling angry, I wrote that post.

Yes,you might say "You can ask Mr. XB for help."
& I agree with you.
I could but due to some reason that time,I didn't want to.

And for your information,
SHE ( you know who SHE is ) isn't my friend and she never will be.
She has but it only lasted for one day.

You --changeyourmind

2009-03-24T20:55:00.002+08:00

Hello,readers.
I'm back to update,upon the request of the lovely Elerina.
School has been awesome.
My holidays were tiring.
I had to go to school last Monday,Tuesday,Thursday and Friday.
Those days were really tiring.
To enliven this boring blog post of mine,let me introduce you to my friend,Simreet.
An awesome girl.
She has a blog but I can't really remember her blog's URL.

I have nothing to post about actually.
So,my blog post ends here.

Chocolate my foot!

2009-03-08T12:00:00.002+08:00

Hello,readers!
How are you guys? ( Poop,do I hate typing that lame sentence! )]
Hope you guys are OK! ( And that too =.=" )

Yesterday ( 70309 , Saturday ) went out with my Mother,Father,1st Older Brother and my beloved Sister-In-Law.
We went to my uncle's engagement invitation.
It was quite awesome as I got to meet my cousins.
Oh,and I met the beautiful Noreszuanna.

I have nothing to blog today.
So,I end my post here.

Locking my heart.

2009-03-01T12:12:00.004+08:00

Hello,readers.
I have not been blogging for a long time and I'm sure you guys have been bored.
So,this is a post for y'all.
( Not going to post on why I've changed my blog URL )

Military Band has been quite boring for me.
I am playing the Saxophone.
An instrument that has something so 'fragile' that if that thing is broken,I'm going to be in big trouble.

It's a bit hard for me to play the Saxophone as it 'requires' my lower lip to cushion the 'fragile' thing and my upper teeth to bite the mouth piece.

The hard and funny thing is,I tend to put half of the entire mouth piece in my mouth. ( Well,EXCUSE ME for having big lips ).

Ah,blurghhh.
I am currently doing my History project.
Tiring but I still have to do it.
My History teacher said that for my group,I will have to present it as soon as possible.
Now,as soon as possible can mean any time right?
Right?
Ah,I don't want to procrastinate.
It's so immature.

My friends in school are awesome.
Larissa has been really nice to me.
She's awesome lah.

Okay,that's all for this post.
Bye!

Life story

2009-01-31T11:40:00.004+08:00

Hello,readers.

Life in secondary school has been getting more and more awesome.

My friends are always beside me.

The sweet-4 are no longer "strong".

I mean S1 is now more close to JK.

I don't really talk to J and I rarely talk to XW.

Tsk ... tsk.

I want to be BFFs with S1,tsk.

Anyways,Sean,my friend,has been very nice to me.

So has Izzaty.

I love secondary school life.

But loving secondary school doesn't mean I do not love nor remember my primary school friends.

The ones that I remember are Rini Yurika,Matin,Hani,Hakim,Amylina,Farah,Nuriin Athirah,Siti Masturina,Joshua,Jia Li,Zidan,Erica and Jia Ling.

Miss them like LOADS.

Anyways,my personal life has been awesome.

I'm like SO much more nicer to people.

Okay larhs,one picture to end this post.

Back!

2009-01-28T17:17:00.000+08:00

Hello,readers!
How are you guys?
Hope you guys are fine!
How were your Chinese New Year holidays?
Were they filled with laughter and happiness or boredom and sadness?
Hope they were filled with laughter and happiness!

To all of the new Secondary 1 students nation-wide,how has life in secondary school been for you guys?
Has it been fun?
I hope it has!

Gosh.
I'm starting to love my secondary school.
Fun lah hois :)
I love MATHEMATICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sungguh the best!

Okay,this post ends here.

Back!

2009-01-21T18:06:00.000+08:00

Hello,readers!
I'm back!
Life in my secondary school has been awesome!
Made new friends and my attitude has sort of changed!
I was an evil superstar in primary school but I am now a nice boy.
Yes,I am quite famous in my class but being bad like gossiping about somebody is so not me anymore.
With the help of Allah S.W.T.,I have changed my life.
Allah S.W.T. has helped me in my studies and also in personal stuffs.
I love Allah S.W.T..
Continuing,I am now not afraid of using Malay words when speaking to a Malay friend because I know that will not be bad in English if I speak in Malay.

I like my teacher,Miss Purana.
She's nice and funny.
She teaches my class Mathematics.
I am now quite good in Mathematics.
I am starting to love Mathematics.

I too like my History teacher,Madam Geetha.
She too is nice and funny.

I will write another post if I'm bored or if my Internet doesn't shuts down.
So,toodles!

Back!

2008-12-24T13:17:00.000+08:00

Hello there,readers!
How are you people?
Great?
Awesome.
If your answer is "Suckish.",then go and entertain yourselves by watching funny clips at YouTube .

Yesterday [ 231208 ],went to the polyclinic with my Mother.
The night before yesterday ( and days before that night ),I coughed badly.
Mother was worried/irritated and decided to bring me to the polyclinic.
Went down to the pharmacy ( Thanks for telling me the name of that place,Daddy. ) and got my medicines.
Mother bought for me a bottle of pills.
The brand of the pills is 'BRANDS'.

After that,my Mother and I went to 'Popular Bookstore' at 'West Mall' to buy my stationaries for secondary school.
Mother bought for me 2 Staedtler® 2B pencils,a yellow Tiko® sharpener,a dark blue-coloured ink PILOT® G-2 05 pen,a black-coloured ink ®PILOT G-2 05 pen,a box of 3 correction tape refillers,a blue-coloured file,a soft Hi-Polymer eraser & an ATake® green-coloured Stylish Optical Mouse.

After buying my stationaries,I went to buy my bag.
Can't remember what the name of the shop is,sorry.
I looked at some bags and my eyes were stucked at the price ( and not really the design ) of a brown-coloured HIGH-SIERRA® bag.

After buying the bag,we went to look for new school shoes and socks.
Went to Bata and bought 2 pairs of school shoes and 2 pairs of socks.

After buying my shoes and socks,went to Yellow and bought a pair of shoes for going out.

After that,we went to the interchange as my Mother had to top-up somebody ( in my family )'s 'Ez-Link Card'.

After that,went home and prepared some stuffs for secondary school.

And that ends this post.

Toodles!

Pictures,maybe?

2008-12-22T22:12:00.000+08:00

Hello!
Saiful is back.
RAWWWWWWWWWR! *chases an old lady*

Anyway,
I am in Bukit View Secondary School now!
YAY!
Didn't expect to get into that school.
The school is good!

I was feeling a little bit sad this [ 221208 ] evening.
My Mother said that [ if ] we are able to shift to a new house next year in [ PRIVATE ] ,I will have to change my secondary school.
And she said that she will let me spend only 1 year in Bukit View Secondary School [ if we are able to shift to a new house ].

Felt like crying but I didn't cry.
Anyway,
I am too lazy to post the pictures of me while I was in Kuala Lumpur with some of my family members.
So sorry.

Back!♥

2008-12-04T02:44:00.000+08:00

Readers!
I'm back!
I have Chickenpox!
It has been 2 weeks but not much improvement can be seen.
Yes,I have already started the hyperpigmentation process.
But there are still some dried poxes.
And when I peel them off,they leave an ugly circular mark.
Oh Allah S.W.T,please forgive me for what I have done these past few days.
Yes people,
I have committed a sin.
Hope Allah S.W.T forgives me.

Will be going to Kuala Lumpur on 081208 [ Monday ].
Will take some photos there.
And will do some shopping!
Oh and don't worry!
I'll be back on 101208,which is on Wednesday.

So for now,
I am off to sleep!

Toodles!

willmissyou,loads , trucks , taxis , airplanes , ships , angels

2008-11-14T23:15:00.000+08:00

Hello there,readers.
Today , 141108 , woke up and watched the television.
Dad arrived home at 12 / 13+ hrs.
After he ate,he bathed and kind of slept.
I used the laptop hoping that I could synchronize some pictures or songs into my new phone.
[ Forgot to tell you readers . Mother has this SingTel Plan thing or whatever so yesterday evening,a lady from SingTel ( i guess ) came and gave my Mum a Nokia 6600 Slide .
The week before,my Mum promised to give me the phone .
So now,i got it!
Thanks Mummy
♥! ]
Used Internet Explorer and Googled for "Photobucket Log-In".
[ Can't use Mozzila Firefox due to some Internet connectivity problems . ]
Clicked on the correct link and arrived at the correct website.
But i knew that this will happen.
Once i arrived at the page,there was a pop-up,saying that Internet Explorer had to be shutted down.
Clicked on the ' Cancel ' button.
Clicked on the ' Start ' button and clicked on ' Internet Explorer '.
Waited for it to load.
But when the loading was finished,the ' Progress Bar ' or whatever it's called,was stucked / jam.

Anyway,
couldn't synchronize anything.
So,shutted down the laptop and waited for Mum to come home.

At 19:00+ hrs,replied Shahirah's message and messaged Mrs. Ting and Hanirusyaidi.
Performed my Maghrib prayer after that.
And then at 22:00+ hrs,performed my Isyak prayer.

Anyway,
yesterday,131108,me,Akshreya and Amylina became the emcees for a concert.
Had to host the concert twice ; one for the morning session and another one for the afternoon session.
Missed my class party.

To the 6C students who were at the party : Sorry guys! So sorry! But I promise to remember all of you even though we've all graduated and go to a secondary school.

Went home,slept and did the usual stuffs.
[ Except performing my Maghrib ( or even Isyak ) prayer/s. ]
Toodles~

You guys DON'T think i'm invisible,do you?

2008-11-08T21:58:00.000+08:00

Hello,readers.
It's been a long time since i last blogged.
No,i wasn't eaten by a dinosaur neither was i mugged by haters.
I just decided to rest.
And when i was resting,i decided to surf the Internet.
You know,just to check if anybody was ... BITCHING ABOUT ME.
Anyway,go and prepare for yourself a cup of coffee.
Because this will be a LONG post.
And when i say LONG,it's LONG.

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[ 061108 ]

I went to the finals for Princess Idol.
Lost but it's okay.
Farah,my singing group leader,cried because i embarassed her in front of not only teachers but students.
And by students,i mean P3 - P6 students!
She cried.
I apologized.
Wasn't forgiven.
She was so sad,she cutted her arm.
Secundum to Sabrina,blood was oozing out profusely.

Farah has not only broke her promise to my beloved English Teacher,Mrs Ting,but she lied to me!

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She promised Mrs Ting to not cut her arm again. - Was angry to me,and cutted her arm.
She promised to sing with me the part which i always mess up. - Ended up not singing with me the part.
She promised to not be sad even if we lose. - Lost,cried and made Sabrina think that i DID NOT apologize to her.

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Should you ever see Farah,approach her and tell her to visit to my blog.
Tell her to read this post.

Farah,you have come to the vertex of my mountain of anger.
I really can't tolerate your bad attitude of breaking promises and lying.
If you continue to lead your life with this kind of attitude,you are liable to have no friends,at all.
So,Farah,for once,please change.

[ Nuffnang ] HSM

2008-10-18T00:46:00.000+08:00

Hello there,readers.
PSLE is over!
All 12 year-olds,scream!
I so feel like partying.
I wonder what the Graduation Party will be like?
*dreams*
I really expect the Graduation Party will be very fashionable.
With pre-teens flooding the school hall in fashionable clothes.
Hot hair-dos for the girls and shiny sneakers for the lads.
Oh and do wish that Hani ( the one and only hunk in the school ) will wear something very hot.
(He has always wanted girls to like him,you know)
Oh oh oh oh!
And do wish Athirah ( school belle ) will wear her gown ( if she has it )!
Imagine those two standing on the stage,singing "Breaking Free".
Whoa ...

Oh!
Yes!
The foods and beverages!
Healthy foods and non-gassy beverages no more!
One think i'm sure is that Hakim ( strongest eater in our school) will eat up all the food before we arrive.
Not only will he eat the food,he might even eat the table!

Ah yes!
Decorations!
I can imagine,string confettis dangling on the ceiling ( Oh and teachers,do not use Rafia strings! A maniac might just hold it and swing from one place to another!)
Big balloons on the floor.
Why on the floor?
For no apparent reason.
Just kidding.
It is to give it an 'after-party' look.
You know those looks that whenever you leave a club,especially if someone's birthday is held there,balloons will be everywhere.

Oh and yes!
The time!
How about from ...
1900 hrs to 2400 hrs!
I really hope my principal will hire a GOOD disc jockey!

But currently,
all of us gotta' wait for our PSLE Results!
I know that i won't be celebrating the party happily because i have committed a lot of sins.
SINFUL SINS.
But,i could be wrong.
I might just end up passing.
Insya'allah.

Anyways,
Catch Walt Disney Pictures' High School Musical 3 : Senior Year in cinemas from October 24!

What a naughty lad!

2008-10-15T17:20:00.000+08:00

I've committed too many sins.
And i think this might or will religiously affect my PSLE Results.
Oh ﷲ , please forgive me.

Pictures!

2008-10-13T18:16:00.001+08:00

MY BIRTHDAY & HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI PICTURES

Happy 12th Birthday!
NOTE TO SELF : Before blowing the quarions,make a wish.
What an ugly smile!
"Don't touch the quarions you midget!"
Anti-clockwise starting from semi-bottom left : Rian Nuralqin , Farhan Bin Mohd Nor , Me , Wahyu Neng Tias & Arin Nuralqin
With my funny maid, Sumianti.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
My Sister-In-Law wore my Aqua Blue-coloured contact lenses.

So what if my half-brother has a tatoo on the top right-hand side of his chest? Some people have tatoos and some will want to do it one day.
Could you guys believe it,i lost my 'Songkok' and also my Mum's expensive brooch at my Aunt's house.
And heretofore,she has not even return it!
Even after seeing and visiting me for several times!

Anti-clockwise starting from bottom left : Amizan , Sarah , Uncle Ahmadjirony , Hafez (on the right-side of Sarah ) , Shamimi ( with Arin ) , Mum , Auntie Aishah , Mardiah ( in front of Auntie Aishah ) , My 2nd Half-Brother , My Sister-In-Law , Granny & Auntie Sharifah.
Don't the three of them look like princesses? Rian was oblivious of the camera despite the flash.
Brother Bojal ( right ) with his girlfriend / fiancee.

Hazirah & Iszra Maszwira.
From the left : Syazwani , Hazirah , Iszra Maszwira , Hanni Baizurah & Atikah.

Don't me and Iszra Maszwira look pale?Hakim ( in the Brown-coloured Malay traditional costume ) loves Arin!
From the left : Uncle Rashid , Nur Sakeenah & Auntie Saidinah
My Sister-In-Law was shocked to see this picture and she whispered to me this ;
"It's like she's sucking a dick."

Those are not all.
I intended to post all of them in this post but due to ignavia and soporose,i am only able to upload a few.

Toodles!

Rise for the royal blogger (:

2008-10-11T15:01:00.000+08:00

Readers!
I miss you guys.
Anyways,on 101008,i went to school late.
To know what happened after that,go to Athirah's blog.

To Hani :

I know that i must'nt post something bad about you.
But this time,you're too much.
I have a limit of patience and you've gone over it.

How dare you say that my Mother has chest hair?
All woman are the same.
Religiously,everybody is the same.
So that means if my Mother has chest hair you Mum has it too.
Hah,this time,you can't sue me.
Because you started it.

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To Affendi :

You too have gone over the limit.

Just because of my sanity,you said that i escaped from the mental nosocomium.
I find that offensive.
Why do i find it offensive?
IT IS DUE TO SOME PERSONAL REASONS.

Scelerat.

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Toodles!

PSLE is just around the corner!

2008-09-30T22:09:00.001+08:00

Readers!
Back blogging once again.
Today,300908,went to school and went home at 0010 hrs.
Since it was and is the eve of Hari Raya Aidilfitri,all Muslim pupils were dismissed early.
Me and Munirah [ Big Sister #2 ] went to the playground in front of my block.
We did a lot of crazy stuffs.
We had this pageant.
I was Miss Spaghetti whereas Munirah was Miss Pasta.
[ And the next thing you'll know is , there will be Miss Vermicelli ]
Munirah kept on saying "Miss Pasture".
But before we had the pageant,me and Munirah studied a little Arithmetic for awhile.

PSLE is in 3 days time.
And yet i have not studied.
I'm kind of worried.

I'm going to study maybe later or maybe now.

Toodles!

CINDERELLA ft. AURORA ; Benevolent princesses much?

2008-09-13T00:23:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Yesterday,120908,i sat for my PSLE English & Malay Listening Comprehension Examination.
The questions on both papers were quite easy.
Quite easy in a way that the questions are easy to understand.

And there's one thing i would like to compliment about this year's papers,done by SEAB ;

Thank you so much for giving us [ as in students,of course ] answers on the questions.

Yup.
And the next thing that will appear on the headlines of the Straits Times is this ; " ALL P6 AROUND SINGAPORE PASSED BOTH THEIR PSLE ENGLISH AND MOTHER TONGUE LISTENING COMPREHENSION".

Anyways.
Went to school at 0700+ hrs.
Met up with my dollies.
When i arrived at the hall,Matin [ freak ] said to me ; "Hi Bapok!"
Which in English is ; "Hi Gay!"

Matin,stop acting like you're THAT straight.
Every masculine men in this world,has a feminine side.
Even Hani [ school's hottest P6 dude ] does.

Oh and another thing.
Why did you show your pubic hair to all of the guys in the toilet?
It's not like it's worth a thousand bucks or anything.
And puh-lease,stop insulting my dollies.

He called Siti Masturina ... an alien.

Yes,i do admit that she does look like an alien.
But do you,MUHAMMAD MATIN,have any heart?
Just reflect yourself.
What if one day,you met with an accident and your face got a little 'deformed'?
And everybody in our school will call you ALIEN.
Do you like it?

Oh i'm sure a retarded freak like you will say ; "YES BABY!"
But deep down,your heart whispers ; "No.I'm sorry."

So could you please for once,have a heart!
Oh and about you calling me a gay,here's another thing i want to say to you ;

May your child be homophobic.

Bitch,period.
After the PSLE Malay Listening Comprehension,me,Siti Masturina and Sofia sat at one corner of our school's library.
We played a spelling game.
I spelled every single word correctly.
I'm a Spelling Bee!

Oh and Sofia,the name that i told you to spell was this ; Guericke,Otto Von.

Toodles!

Oooh,an unilligible man!

2008-09-09T23:17:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Back blogging once again.
Heretofore,i have not shown or tell my Father about my Arithmetic Prelims Examination marks.
Hell will he be fumed!
So today,90908,arrived at school at around 0700+ hrs.
I was just in time for the singing of the National Anthem.
Today,i sang with gusto as there were a group of teachers standing close to me.
I don't really sing the National Anthem with gusto all the time.
The only time when i will sing it with pride is when National Day comes.
The time now is 2324 hrs.
I have still not slept.
Maybe it was due to the 2 hours nap that i had this afternoon.
Oh and today,i didn't attend for both Supplementary Class and Religious Class!
Aren't i one naughty bitch?

I have not been focusing on my weak points in arithmetic hence tomorrow,100908,i will try my best to focus,if i do not get distracted by some idiots or bimbos.
PSLE is just around the corner and what am i doing now?
Blogging,chatting and doing insane stuffs that drives my Mum crazy.

[ I was about to put " ... slacking (in arithmetic,of course)" ]

Henceforth,i will study very hard!
Even though i am eloquent in English,i must still study!
I have done my very own timetable.

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ON NORMAL DAYS [ The time for Tuesday is different but the routine remains the same ]:

1600+ hrs - Reach home,bathe and eat.

1645 hrs - Spend 1 hour or more on revising all subjects [ Except for Malay which will not be needed for PSLE ]

1800 - 2100+ hrs - Free time

2200 - 2400+ hrs - Laptop time

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Yes.
So that's my timetable.
Oh and for those who would like to have the consultation with me,
please add me at my MSN. [ E-mail address listed in my previous post ]

So that's pretty much it.

Toodles!

Your pillar of strength ; Me

2008-09-08T22:26:00.001+08:00

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Readers!
Today,80908,i didn't go to school as my maid had forgotten to wake me up.
She thought that it was still the school holidays.
Dad woke up and he was extremely angry.
I'll not be on the laptop daily as my laptop is sealed FROM my Father,by my Mother.
Mum bought for me Aqua-colored Contact Lenses!
Heretofore,i am having problems putting it on.
Not only did it hurt my eye,but also my cornea!
I am going to go to the optometrist next week for an eye check-up.
And i'm going to bring along my contact lenses.
Well,that's pretty much it.

Toodles!

A morning post (:

2008-09-06T07:15:00.000+08:00

Readers!
The time now is 715 hrs.
I just woke up from my ~~beauty~~ sleep.
It seems that this will be my very last post as i have to focus on PSLE.
I want to pass with flying colors yet i keep on doing bad things.
Sigh.
I must control myself from doing bad things.
And i do hope ﷲ is able to forgive me for what i have done.

Continuing with today.
I woke up around 400+ hrs for 'Sahur'.
There was 'Ayam Percik'.
It is actually chicken wings dipped into peanut sauce.
It's delicious and i recommend you to eat it.
Abang Farhan bought it at Geylang while he was shopping for his 'baju kurung'.

[ For those who may not know what a 'baju kurung' is,it is actually a Malay traditional clothing.Commonly wore during Hari Raya Aidilfitri ]

The color of his 'baju kurung' is Turquoise.
Those cyan-ish type,i guess.
I told Mum and she was like somehow shocked.

[ Mum,even though he's like that,he can still afford to buy stuffs on his own ]

Mum said that Hari Raya Aidilfitri this year,she,my dad and I will have a pair of 'baju kurungs'.
One of different colors,of course.
One is Lime and the other one is Brown.

So,i have to go to Mendaki at 830 hrs.
Thus,i must shut down my laptop take a rest and bathe.

Au revoir!

"KISS THE RING & LEAVE!" - By me.

2008-09-05T21:39:00.000+08:00

Readers!
The time now is 2141 hrs.
Today,50908,i didn't go to school.
My excuse to my maid ; "I am not feeling very well"
I know it's a lame excuse but the reason why i am not afraid to use that is because ;

1. I do not play truant often

2. I am healthy all the time

Haha.
I had to attend for my arithmetic remedial class today.
But,i didn't go even though i got 17 marks.
PSLE is just around the corner.
And what DO YOU think i'm doing?
Lazing all day in bed,watching stupid childish programmes on the television or blogging?
NO!
I studied less than 15 minutes on arithmetic.

[ At least something! Better than nothing,right? ]

I finally found something about 'MEMORIZATION OF STUDYING ; ARITHMETIC'.

When you read the method to a question for a lot of times,you can actually understand it.
Same goes for English [ ½ for experts,like me ] and Science.
Oh and you could also use it during examinations.
A good way of understanding a question.

Continuing with today.
Before i blogged,i decided to complete the comprehension questions on my English paper.
The questions are quite manageable.
Why manageable and not easy?
It is because,it had to do with boring marching stuffs.
And you know how much i hate stuffs that pertain to male stuffs.
If it had anything to do about Science and stuffs,
Girl,i can do it.
Because,it has nothing to do about just 1 GENDER.
Or pertaining to 1 GENDER.

So,i am currently chatting with my sister,Blanche Landiia [ Rini Yurika].
She's kinda' strange lately.
Ah,heck cares.
Probably she's undergoing her menstrual state.

Toodles!

A post that needs to be posted up. Like seriously.

2008-09-04T21:49:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Just another post before I stop blogging [ due to PSLE ].
My post regarding about the 2 genders and 1 orientation is somehow turning into a worldwide phenomenon.
People and my friends have 'complained' to me on my tagboard,about it.
Look people,i am just posting a post.
And what's the matter with not being able of having freedom of speech.
Besides,this blog belongs to me.
I have the right to write what i want to write.
If you are offended by any of my post,go to somewhere else.
Okay,quit with hating you bitches.
Can't you reader just fathom about the post?
It's somehow true.
Try looking up in YouTube for ; Chris Crocker - Girls Love Their Gays!
That video will make you realize.
Realize AT LEAST something.

Toodles!

I've got to go my own way ; Which is study,of course

2008-09-02T07:00:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Back blogging once again.
This is going to be my final post.
I will only post up after PSLE.
And to all Muslims :

SELAMAT BERPUASA (:

Those who are non-Muslims but wish to convert into Islam / learning Islamic Monotheism :

HAPPY RAMADHAN (:

Continuing with my post.
So today,20908,woke up and ate my 'Sahur' meal.
My maid cooked Fried Rice.
She added some hot-dogs into it.
She made for my family a cup of EXTREMELY SWEET tea.
It was so sweet,i might have gotten Diabetes right after drinking it.
After eating,i went back to bed.
Before and right after Mum went to work,i revised some questions in my small notebook.
I have to study for PSLE.

Heretofore,i have not shown my Dad my Arithmetic,Science and Malay Prelims Examination papers yet.
I did badly for both Arithmetic and Science.
Today,i am going to show it to my Dad.
I am going to receive hell of an earful from him.

[ If my life will be sacrificed,then shall it be ]

Mum was extremely disappointed upon hearing my results last night (10908).
Looking at her being sad,saddens me even more.

To Mum :
Please forgive me if i have hurt your feelings.
I have put my all into my Prelims Examinations.
You do not want me to go to Normal Technical.
But what am i supposed to do?
PSLE is my final examination.
I will try my best to get into Normal Academic.

To Dad :
If you want to do anything to me,do it.
But i have one thing to say to you ; Don't take away my pride and dignity.
Kill me if you have to.
If you do not want me to be your child,leave me at the orphanage.
I know i am not your son.
People say that i do look a like like you.
But still,our blood types are different.
I can't take it anymore.
I am going to leave this world.

Difference betwixt men and women (:

2008-08-31T18:06:00.000+08:00

I know what it's like being a MEN and a WOMEN.
So,i am going to post up the difference betwixt these 2 species.
Oh and since you are my loyal readers,i shall write about another species ; GAY.

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MEN :

Men are basically crazy and ~~smart~~ dumb.
Men turn euphoric when something good happens thus causing accidents.
Such as ; bang into a wall.

[Aren't they dumb?]

Men are dumb.
Oh and just because my orientation is gay,doesn't mean i'm not a man.
Continuing.
Men are dumb in a sense that they do not understand anything.
Ask them anything and it'll take ages for them to answer.

WOMEN :

Women are obviously beautiful and are much smarter than men.
You may say that some women aren't beautiful.
I agree.
But with a little touch up,who wouldn't?

Women are much smarter than men.
Not as in academically smart.
But mentally smart.
Mentally smart in a sense that they are able to lie to men.
They are able to swindle mens' money buy just lying to them.

GAYS :

Gays are actually boys / men who have a mindset and an attitude like a girl / women.
DYK [did you know] ; Gays are much prettier than real girls?
Shocking but true.
If you are a girl and if you happen to see a gay,take out a mirror.
Look at yourself and then look at the gay.
You are nothing compared to a gay.

Me,being and infidel

2008-08-30T11:50:00.000+08:00

Readers!
It's been a long time since i last blogged.
Today,300808,woke up and didn't went to Mendaki.
Lethargy and soporose,duh!
My maid woke me up and i gave this excuse : "It's Teachers' Day!"
And she was like,"Okay then..."
Hahas.
Ramadhan is on 310808 after 2400hrs!
Awesome.
I'm probably going to tell my Mum this when she gets home :
"Should i fall ill on one day during Ramadhan,i will eat. Can i?"
Her answer : "Apul,try your best to fast!"

[ Apul's what everybody calls me.My cognomen,to make it easy. ]

So,i'm now going to take a rest.

Toodles!

I'm one fat,old bimbo

2008-08-25T17:05:00.000+08:00

SAIFUL♥

Readers!
Back blogging once again.
So today,250808,went to school as per normal.
Munirah gave me my birthday present.(Item listed in my previous post)

[ To Munirah : I love it,babe ]

Got back my Prelims Examination Papers!

Scored 55/95 for the English Paper.
Wow (:
But that's not all.
The marks from my Oral & Listening Comprehension will be added inside my Report Book too!
I can't really remember my marks for both my Arithmetic and Science papers.
I scored 74 marks for Mother Tongue.
But still,that's not all.
Oh,a line or two pertaining to my Arithmetic Prelims Examination Paper.

WHY IS MY MARK SO MEDIOCRE?!?!?!

Haaa.
Finally.
Now,continuing with school.
Me and Amylina decided to go home together since i did not have any Supplementary Classes.
While walking towards the staircase down to the gate,Amylina screamed as she had saw ... A SWARM OF BEES.
I pinched her on the neck and she screamed because she saw thought that a bee had stung her on the neck.
Bimbotic girl,sigh.
So,the both of us went to the bus-stop.
When the bus came,we boarded it.
But in less that 15 minutes,we alighted it.
Reason : The bus's back door can't be closed.
After waiting for almost/approximately 5 minutes,we decided to walk.
But then,i saw Sofia sitting down at the bus-stop,hoping for another bus to arrive.
I offered her to walk with us.
And guess what?
She nodded!
Amylina went home leaving me and Sofia walking alone.
Oh,Sofia lived in the apartment beside mine!
Just thought you might want to know.
So,continuing with the story.
Sofia and i walked with each other.
While walking,we had a long conversation.
I uncovered some secrets from her.
I really don't believe it that a quiet mixed-race girl like her is really loquacious.
Then,we arrived at her apartment.
She went to hers while i went to mine.
Yesterday,240808,went to Kakak Mimi's and Uncle Hafez's house.
Watched her wedding video.
And i also watched her sister's wedding video.

[ To Mum : Yeah,Mr.H's parents are gilderoys.Not letting their child help his own wife.She's (Mrs.M) not treating Mr.H like a gorsoon ]

Around 1800 / 1900+ hrs,my brother fetched me and my mum.
Went home and watched 'Apocalypto' on HBO / Star Movies.
My entire family freaked out when Jaguar Paw's (the protagonist) wife,gave birth inside a cave which was filled with water.
Her baby popped out from her womb underwater!
The umbilical cord was still attached to her baby and her!
To those who haven't watch the movie heretofore,i recommend you to watch it.
I give it a 2 thumbs up!

Toodles!

(Early) Presents!

2008-08-25T15:51:00.000+08:00

му мυмму ♥ - 2 T-Shirts from Bossini

αвαηg ƒαιzαℓ ♥ - A nice digital watch

αвαηg ƒαянαη ♥ - A pair of emo-designed slippers

мυηιяαн ♥ - A polka-dot designed cup filled with marbles

αтнιяαн ♥ - A 'Shinchan' Keychain

αмуℓιηα ♥ - A box of Fererro Roche Chocolates

Hello (:

2008-08-21T22:30:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Back blogging once again.
I'm not too sure if i'll be able to blog once i get my results.
So today,210808,went to school as per normal.
Sat for my Science Prelims Examination.
The paper was'nt that tough neither was it easy.
Just average-ish.
I was able to answer almost 50% of the questions at ease.
After school,went home.
Then,did the usual stuffs.
I watched the TV and slept for 1 / 2 hours.
Then,Mum came home with 2 packets of Chicken Rice!
Thanks Mum!

[ To Mum : Let's pray for the good and don't think of all the bad things. He won't go , Insya'allah ]

So tomorrow,220808,after school,my class have to go for some arithmetic supplementary.
I have not completed my arithmetic homework due to procrastination,again.
Sigh.
So now,i am going to sleep.
The time now is 2245 hrs.
I tend to not be punctual to school almost every time.
And every time when i'm late,my name will be jotted down in some kind of list.
So yeah,that's all i want to say in this post.

Toodles!

Studies (:

2008-08-16T17:37:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Back blogging again.
Today,160808,went to my Mendaki Tuition Centre.
Heretofore,i still couldn't find my Mendaki Science Workbook.
Did arithmetics today.
Quite interesting but had lectures by Mr Haizad.
He told me this :

[ EDITED ]

"I have been teaching in Mendaki for 10 years! I have taught EM3 students who are worser than you! All have them did not retain! I believe that you might retain if you do not study! Saiful,you are in EM2,you know?!"

Hearing the word "retain" really brings me down.
During break time,i kept quiet.
But to cheer myself up,i played with Idris and Syahir and the Physical Corner.
But still,those words are still playing in my mind.
My Prelim(s) Examinations is starting on 180808.
[ 180808 is my Prelims English Examination , by the way ]
Prelims Arithmetics Examination is on 190808 and i have not revised a tad bit!

So,continuing with today.
Mr Haizad dismissed us at an earlier time.
Arrived at home and took care of Arin while my maid bathed.
Rian was not at home due to some personal reasons.
Put that aside.
After eating my lunch,decided to revise on Fractions.
I did Addition & Subtraction of Fractions and Equivalent Fractions.
Spent 15 / 30 minutes revising,if i'm not mistaken.
I do not have enough time to revise the topics i'm in doubt (of).
So now,i am going to do something else.
Tomorrow,i might be revising on Division / Multiplication of Fractions.

Toodles!

The Incident : Hani & Raiyan

2008-08-14T14:10:00.000+08:00

I am sure some of you people/students from Princess Elizabeth Primary School know the story about Raiyan's broken wrist.
All of you,including Hani's haters,accuse Hani for causing the "ruckus".

The Truth : Hani is innocent.

Hani had nothing to do about Raiyan's broken wrist.

[130808]
Hani , Joven and Raiyan went to the playground nearby.
Hani played with the monkey bars.
He did some dangerous stunts.
Raiyan , being a good friend , decided to follow what Hani did.
From there , Raiyan fell and broke his wrist.

That's what actually happened.

To the caduceators & Hani haters :

Stop passing around rumors around our school.
Did you know what Hani did for Raiyan when he broke his wrist?

HANI SENT RAIYAN TO A HOSPITAL.

Yes, Hani sent Raiyan to a hospital.
Just tell me , how many of you out there will be able to do that to your friend?
Not much.

So to those people who spread rumors about it/this, do apologize to Hani.
And make it official to the whole school that Hani is innocent.

Today & Tomorrow (:

2008-08-13T18:25:00.000+08:00

Readers!
It's a been quite a long time since i blogged.
Not in the mood these past few days.
Quite busy with school and stuffs.
I seriously have to prepare for my PSLE.
Have to cut down on laptop time.
So today,130808,arrived at school 0730+ hrs.
Why am i never punctual for anything?
Hmmmm?
Ah,whatever.
Went to school,studied.
Tomorrow,140808,will be my PSLE Mother Tongue Oral Examination.
I belong to the 1st Half so i have to arrive at school by 0715 hrs.
I have to sleep early tonight.
On 150808,it will be my PSLE English Oral Examination.
Have to arrive at school at the same time.
P1 - P5 will not be attending school on these 2 days.
Good for them.
So,gotta' practice tonight.
Actually,i've practiced at school for more than 2 times.
Heees (:

Toodles!

back again blogging (:

2008-08-11T18:56:00.001+08:00

Readers!
Today,110808,did not go to school because it was a "holiday".
So woke up and did the usual stuffs.
Signed up for Nuffnang (:
So,i'm sick these past few days.
Runny nose and sore throat.
I seriously sound like a robot.
So,did my homework.
Have not prepared for my PSLE Oral English and Malay.
Wonder how i'd do during that day?
Hmmm...
*ponders*

Well,we'll see about that.

Toodles!

NDP Performance & Such (:

2008-08-08T15:45:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Today,80808,was awesome.
Woke up , bathe , arrived at school and the ~~normal~~ not-so normal stuffs.
We sang and etcetera.
During the performance , our school was given chocolate buns and pure distilled waters.
I threw the/my pure distilled water and just ate my chocolate bun.
Went home , took a short nap.
Dad woke me up and told me to follow him to the Ar-Raudhah Mosque.
The Friday prayer.
So,went home.
Turned on my laptop and here i am,sitting down (cross-legged,mind you) on my Mum's bed.
Logged on to MSN and chatted with a few people.
And my MSN's Skin Color is taupe!
Extremely gorgeous!
To Adik Rini : I still don't believe you when you said that Kipi Landiia really exist.

Toodles!

Pictures & "Oration"

2008-08-07T18:47:00.001+08:00

Below are pictures taken during the Prelims ML Oral [40808].
"Thank You" to Farah Diyanah for the pictures.
Captions provided!

Girls just can't stop smiling!
12 year-old brats.
Ladies!
Just perfect. Normal girls.
1 fat Slow Loris is hidden behind Munirah's head.
Miss Atlantis , Miss Micronesia , Miss Bermuda Triangle
Together,forever ...

We're ~~Japanese~~ Malay porcelain dolls
Gosh! Farah's index finger is HUGE!
Ashraff trying to wink and Nana trying to do the "Rock!" hand gesture
No profanities. Just smile.

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Requested by Munirah (to post up the pictures).
So it's been quite a few days since i blogged.
Feeling lethargic due to school work and stuffs.
There's actually one more picture but i've already used it for my Display Picture on my blog.
So tomorrow,80808,will be celebrating National Day at school.
And tomorrow will be the BEIJING OLYMPICS 2008!
Carrying on with school tomorrow,
All of the students will be dismissed at an earlier time.
And tomorrow,we'll not be studying anything!
Awesome?
Indeed.
It ends here.
Will blog again some other time.

Toodles!

RAINBOW (:

2008-08-02T22:09:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Nothing much to write about for today,30808.
Went to 2 weddings.
Anyway,i have some quotes for you guys :

Yeah,keep on kidnapping their hearts and the next thing you know is they're all dead.
Err,Michelle. It's already dusk. No need for you to break the dawn.
There's no need for umbrella. It's not even raining,Ella.

♥ Today's the day when i wished that today was today

2008-08-01T18:27:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Lethargy,soporose and boredom are the normal things that happen to people all the time.
Today,10808,went to school as per normal.
Came to school early and met with my Malay friends.
Me and Hazirah somehow fought with each other.
But put that aside.
Now,EDUCATION.
School was fun.
Did some stuffs with my Enemy-Cum-Friend,Farah Diyanah.
Didn't go to Supplementary Class because Science Class was canceled as Mrs Tan's right eye is giving her problems,secundum to Mrs Ting.
So,went home,did homework.
[Don't call me a good boy.I don't do my homework all the time.]
I manage to complete Pages 3 - 29 of my PSLE Science Book.
And i now realize that by doing your homework,you get to learn at the same time.
Oh and before that,continuing with school.
Zidan came to school very late.
He disturbed me,as usual.
And today,i sat for a Health Education Examination.
While yesterday,310708,was the Social Studies Examination.
I really wonder why must our/my teacher have to sejugate our tables.
I mean,it's just an examination which is not going to be added to my result slip!
So,later around 1915+ hrs,i will perform my Maghrib prayer.

So,toodles for now!

♥ Yan Ling's Story

2008-07-31T21:17:00.000+08:00

Readers!
After reading Yan Ling's post on how her Mother/parents treated her unfairly,i decided to blog something related to it.

You know those type of stories where when you have a younger sibling,whatever your younger sibling does,your parents will blame on you?

I think that parents are being unfair.
Just because your younger sibling looks cute or decent,doesn't mean he hasn't made a sin.True?
Nobody's perfect anyway.
I think that before parents give an earful to their eldest child,they should have asked their younger child first.
But which dumb young child would want to admit their mistakes to their parents?
Well,put that aside.

THE CADUCEATOR

Busybodies.
KPO Aunties.
Those are caduceators.
They will always report what you do to your parents.

Ex.
KPO Auntie : You know ah,i saw your daughter/son at the playground with 5 boys/girls leh!
Parents : Oh really? .......

Get what i mean?
So i think that these people should get an "earful" from me.

LISTEN UP BITCHES/BASTARDS

Before you fucking pick up that phone of yours to report/complain about somebody's child to his/her parents,i suggest you to put down that phone.
Before cagamosis and breaking up of family members happen,think about your child.
At home you may think that your child is very obedient.
But do you know what happens,"backstage"?
Who the hell knows if your child is consuming alcoholic beverages or drugs?
You won't know it anyway.
Again,NOBODY IS PERFECT.

So think twice before calling other's parents.

♥ Aikirushii Oujo

#my dropped wings have shattered - SO EMO

2008-07-27T17:17:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Back blogging again!
Today,270708,woke up as usual.
Mum and the rest went to Bukit Batok Nature Park.
See,never bring me along.
I want to lose weight.
I am like 67 kilograms and you expect me to laze in bed all day long.
The next time if i have to step onto my Dad's back,an ichnogram shall be left visible.
So,i've completed half of my Science homework because i do not understand the question.
~~Please,i'm 12.How do you expect me to understand a question that is in French?~~
Pfft~
I seriously don't want to get my worksheet torn into pieces by Mrs Tan.
So,i forgot to post this on my previous post.
Hani is getting from bad to worse and he's really getting on my nerves.
Me and Nabil were somehow "fighting" and this Hani stopped the fight by telling to Nabil this : [TRANSLATED] "Hey,do not fight with gays!"

For the last time,i am not gay.
Just because i'm soft,doesn't mean i'm homosexual.
And for your information,gays are the same as normal men.An innoxious creature created by Allah S.W.T.

So,that's all.

Toodles!

today was great with a pinch of jealousy

2008-07-26T15:13:00.001+08:00

Readers!
In my previous post,i wrote that today,260708,i will be going to a competition held at the Bukit Batok East C.C right?
Yeah,so today was great.
Met up with my friends at school.

[7.15 AM] : Woke up,bathed

[7.52 AM] : Arrived at school,received some snacks

[8.00+ AM] : Arrived at Bukit Batok East C.C

[1.00+ PM] : Went home

So,just now at the C.C,our school somehow "fought" with Keming Primary School.

K.P.S : Keming boleh menang ...
P.E.P.S : Keming boleh belah

[those who are Malay,i believe you understand the meanings and for those who are non-Malay,then that's too sad]

Our school won some awards.
Quite happy.
And to NAJIB ; You're getting hotter/cuter each and every time i see you.

Toodles!

TODAY & TOMORROW (:

2008-07-25T19:18:00.001+08:00

Readers!
Back blogging again after being on hiatus for quite a long time.
So today,250708,i went to school at 700hrs+.
I was extremely late.
But,Miss Tan and Mr Wong did not scold me at all.
After school,the entire Primary 6 in my school had to sit for this examination called the "MATHS MOCK EXAMINATION 2008".
The questions in the paper were tough but still,managed to do some.
Zoe won Jia Li by not doing 19 questions!
11 questions in Section A and 8 questions in Section B.
I wonder how is she going to do during PSLE?
Pfft~
So tomorrow,260708,me and my MT Class with the other Malay students will be going to Bukit Batok East C.C.
Some competition hosted by Lianhua Primary School i guess.
Cikgu Norfidah said we must arrive at our school by 750hrs tomorrow.
Tomorrow,i will be able to meet Hani and Matin.
The people whom i could quodlibetificate.
Zidan's friend posted a video [on YouTube] of him placing [i think] crushed paper balls into his uniform.
He placed it at his chest to make it look like ... breasts.
In that video,he acted like a sissy and Hakim was in that video for only 3 / 4 seconds.
Want to see the video?
Search for Zidan's Joke.
And once again,it's on YouTube.
So now,going to chat with my friends or maybe sleep.

Toodles!

Post♥ - To post up something (e.g. - a post on a blog)

2008-07-20T00:02:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Back after a long time of not blogging.
Missed me?
I'm sure you people did.
Well,today,190708,went to drama rehearsal at Taman Warisan.
Me and the rest will be performing at a zonelet called ISTANA HALL tomorrow [200708].
Oh and to Kak Nisa♥,nice tears!
Time currently : 2400hrs +.
I should be sleeping right now because Auntie Zaza♥ will be picking me up around 900hrs+.
Oh and tomorrow will be my nephew's birthday!
But i will be reaching home around 1500hrs+.
But i could still be celebrating it!
HAPPY 2 YEARS-OLD BIRTHDAY,RIAN♥!
Janganlah naughty-naughty dan jadilah anak yang soleh.
Amin.
I am such a good uncle.
So,continuing with the drama rehearsal today,Amirul♥ told me and the rest something disgusting.

[TRANSLATED & EDITED]

Amirul : You thirsty?

Ifah : No.

Amirul : You thirsty?

Seri : No.

Amirul : You thirsty?

Me : No.

Amirul : If anybody is thirsty,i could shoot out some "chrysanthemum tea".

Disgusting.
I think if i were someone who can't stand disgusting jokes,i bet i would be in nosocomium right now.
So,i am going to sleep now.
Toodles!

OFFICIAL APOLOGY ; PUBLICALLY ANNOUNCED

2008-07-18T16:34:00.000+08:00

I,Saiful Zahri,the rightful owner of this blog,would like to

apologize to Muhammad Hani for shaming him in

"cyberworld".

MY READERS!

2008-07-16T13:45:00.001+08:00

#one

2008-07-11T20:56:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Today,110708,went to school almost like any other day.
Today wasn't that fun neither was it boring.
Just average-ish.
Zidan was present today and he somehow made my day CHAOTIC.
Why?
He kept talking to me.
Then,during Arithmetics,because of me,Zidan became grumpy.
I just told Mr. Wong that Zidan snatched my stationery and when i asked him to give it back to me,he just won't return it!
So then,after school,i went for Supplementary Class.
Miss Tan was hilarious!
She said : "During PSLE,you can't stand up and shout to everybody "WHO PUT OPTION (A) AS YOUR ANSWER?!"
And all of the students laughed.
But before that,i did something hilarious too.
She told me to sit beside Yak Siong and Nana (Nana's a boy).
And the conversation :

Miss Tan : Saiful,sit over there.
Me : Hah? Don't want! Yak Siong is like a monster!
Miss Tan : Molester?
Me : MONSTER!

Funny right?
Then,went for Science Class.
We watched a video about this man who bought food from a particular junk food restaurant and from some other parlor.
He placed burgers and fries in separate jars.
And within 10 weeks,burgers all rot!
But,the fries didn't!
Amazing?
But,looking at the burgers was about to make me puke.

That's all.

P.S. - Kak Mimi and Abang Hafez are currently in/at my house right now.

Shoush Le Glanggouci!

2008-07-10T18:54:00.003+08:00

Readers!
Back blogging about school again.
This morning,100708,woke up around 640 hrs+!
Due to sleepiness and lethargy.
I mean,who the hell will and want to wake up when they feel lethargic?
Methinks only those who are workaholics.
Uh,blahs.
So,carrying on with school.
Arrived at school,went to the Hall,and returned Kakak Rini her pen.
Then,during English,continued reading on yesterday's boring comprehension.
And during Physical Education,Mr. Diong took our weight and measured our height.
And i seriously can't believe i am 67 kilograms!
I HAVE BEEN CHEATED BY MY SLIM AND SLENDER BODY SHAPE!
Note to self : Never believe in what you look like.
During Arithmetics,Mr. Wong changed our class seats and i could pretty much say ; I HATE IT.
Why?
I am sitting beside Zidan!
And when i sit beside him,feuds happen!
But luckily,he did not came to school today.
Miss Tan sat beside me and taught me fractions and seriously,her teachings has helped me improve in my fractions TREMENDOUSLY!
Then,hunger strikes!
Went down to the canteen and ate.
Then,during MT,did some stuffs which i can't remember.
But during MT Supplementary Class,we did a lot of stuffs for the "Bulan Bahasa" competition.
Me and Amylina will be singing a song.
Awesome?
I know!

I just want that cake!

2008-07-06T18:47:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Back blogging again!
I just ate 2 very copacetic cakes.
Actually,it was from Kak Sarah's & Kak Mimi's wedding.
It was so lautitious!
Earlier just now,i really didn't mean to say "I hate you so much!" to my Mum.
Sorry Mum,please forgive me.
I have not apologized to her in reality heretofore.
I feel like incinerating myself with a quarion,really.
Maybe i'll apologize to her later.

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I have now apologized to my Mum. (I dare not use "seek forgiveness")
And she has forgiven me!
I love my Mother!

Halfway done (:

2008-07-06T14:46:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Still haven't completed half of my homework.
I am really bored and i want to blog about something!
But i have no idea what to write about )':
Okay,i want to love you.
Happy people?

Homework (:

2008-07-06T12:35:00.001+08:00

Readers!
Today,60708,woke up and played the/my laptop.
Tomorrow,70708,will not be going to school because it's Youth Day.
You may be wondering and may be asking ; "You're not a teenager.So why can you NOT go to school?"
My answer ; "I seriously have no idea."
Anyways,i still have piles and piles of ~~dung~~ homework so i shant procrastinate and start doing it right away.
Oh and yes,i must complete 5 pages of Graphics Stimulus!
Sheeesh.
Nevermind.
Off to the table and start doing my homework!

Bye!

KAKAK TEETEE ♥

2008-07-06T10:26:00.000+08:00

♥ NUR ATHIRAH BTE AZMAN ♥

My friend,my sister.

Athirah's my sister.
Scream her name when you see her.
Her heart is coated with diamonds and pearls.
Break her heart,i swear,i'll break your face.

My sister,the Countess.

Back on time!

2008-07-05T21:48:00.001+08:00

Readers!
I am back blogging AGAIN.
I am extremely bored right now and currently,2240+ hrs,Mum's on the phone with Granny.
I can't think of anything to blog right now cos' my mind is messy.
And when i mean messy,i really mean MESSY.
Oh,and Happy 13th Birthday to Anne BBY.
Just now,Aunt Rozi called my Mum last minute,saying that there was a party.
But during my conversation with Anne BBY on MSN some day ago,she said she was not sure.
Sigh.What to do?

Toodles!

My school(ing) sister is 1/2 awesome!

2008-07-03T23:12:00.000+08:00

RINI YURIKA BTE MOHD YANY♥

My friend & my sister.

I was chatting with her on MSN today,30708.
And i must say,she is quite a nice girl.
So decent yet so adorable.
Her laughter is just oh-so cute.
And her smile is just so adorable.
We introduced one another to a different.
She introduced me to this website where a small widget pops out with items which you could place on a table and you could shoot it.
And i introduced to her a game that could make you lose your anger/depression.
So,what i know about her :

♥ - ½ Codependent
♥ - Likes everything about Japanese
♥ - Her "boyfriend" is Chinen Yuri from Hey Say 7!
♥ - She's decent but bubbly
♥ - Intelligent
♥ - Kind

I know that the last 3 things are lame but who cares anyways.
I just love my sister.
She's cute.

Those people who just can't seem to listen to friends

2008-07-03T22:59:00.001+08:00

Readers!
I'm back,blogging again!
So what have i missed? Do tell me at my tag board.
Oh and talking about missing,did you guys miss me?
Aww,i bet you did.
So,i'll be blogging,according to what the post's title's says.
I was chatting with Shrabonti today,30708,on MSN.
She has a crush on Hanirusyaidi (What an asshole)!
I mean,who likes Hanirusyaidi?!
And there is no wonder why nobody likes Hanirusyaidi as a friend or a stead!
Shrabonti,just a word for you.
Hanirusyaidi's not and never will be your Mr. Right.Neither can any other girls!
But since you are stubborn,go ahead.
As a friend,i have given you some advice,but alas,it has fallen into deaf ears.
Shrabonti,you are just blinded by his charming looks.
And you are deafen by those words spoken by people,about how charming he is.
You care about his LOOKS but not his HEART.
I must admit,Hanirusyaidi has the looks that could melt girls' hearts.
But he doesn't has the heart that could melt girls' hearts.
Shrabonti,i am trying my best to not make you be one of his victims.
Please listen to me,for once.

Big Thing #2

2008-06-26T17:18:00.000+08:00

Again (:
I'm just so excited for this Sunday,290608.
It'll be my Aunt's wedding.
I'm currently at her condominium,and was flabbergasted to see that the wedding hall is huge.
And when i entered her house,the "pelamin" was absolutely beautiful.But currently in decoration now.

Yeah,so i end my post till here.

Will post up soon.

Big thing

2008-06-26T17:12:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Today,270608,currently at my Aunt's house.
So today at school was just very normal cos' not much thing happened today.
During MT,we did some fun work and during MT Supplementary Class,me and Nabil fought.
But put that aside.
I still have not completed my English homework.
Why must i keep procrastinating,almost all the time?
Is procrastinating a part of humans life?
But heck cares.
So on the previous post about the poll thingy.
Which do you guys prefer that could not only help me but help you too?
Do vote please!
Majority wins.

Voteees!

2008-06-26T00:51:00.001+08:00

Which of these 2 do you guys prefer?

Poll
Which is better?

Saving Money
Shopping

Results!

Mother (:

2008-06-25T16:43:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Today,250608,went to school as usual.
Zidan kept disturbing me till Mrs.Ting got fed up!
Went home and now,1600 hrs+,Mum wants to help me save money.
I really love my Mother.You should too.

Please love your Mum.

Pink!

2008-06-24T20:08:00.001+08:00

Pink will always be a part of my life.

Pink Vista + Pink MSNAhem. Pink Firefox + Pink Blog

Pinque Ponque!

2008-06-24T01:44:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Time currently 100 hrs+!
Seriously can't get my eyes to shut.
So this evening,i told my Dad that maybe this November,my MT Teacher will be bringing the P6 Malay Students to Brunei.And the conversation :

Dad : Ask your teacher for the consent form.I would like to see the fees.
Me : My teacher said that our school will be paying for us.
Dad : So good your school pay for you.Brunei is expensive(as in going there =.=)

So stupid of him.
Anyways,during recess,i was shocked to see the increase of food prices in my school canteen.
One plate of Nasi Lemak was $1.00.
Now,the price of it is $1.20!
Those stall-owners get a profit of 20 cents and what do the students get,NOTHING!
But put that aside.
So before supplementary class,me and R.G Crew had a meeting on having a Farewell Party among us.So chaotic.

Anyways,back to the Brunei issue.
My Father is so money-minded.
I seriously want to go shopping.
If he ever declines on letting me go to Brunei for any particular/nonsensical reason,i'll bang him in the head.

That's all.
Bye (:

Snotping!

2008-06-21T22:50:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Today,210608,wasn't that terrific.
But not going to tell you people why.
So anyways,i gotta' post what is currently stuck in my mind.
SHOPPING!
Yes,shopping.
I feel like after i buy something for myself,i won't be wearing/using it,but i will sell it.
And believe me,original prices will be reduced.
And of course,names will be changed or given.
The names given :

TEES & DRESSES :

♥ Beatha

♥ Bedelia

♥ Cinnia

♥ Erea

♥ Evelin

♥ Fianna

♥ Ginessa

♥ Moina

ACCESSORIES :

♥ Alana

♥ Betha

♥ Breanna

♥ Catriona

♥ Colleen

♥ Donelle

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Nice names?Well,nice things must have nice names!

Toodles!

Flongged (:

2008-06-20T13:11:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Early in the morning,i woke up cos' Rian woke me up.I was and will be moody for the entire day of today,200608.SMS-ed Shahidah BBY(Oh baby!) but till now,she hasn't reply.Tomorrow,210608,got something on and i'm quite nervous.So today or tonight,i'll be designing my very own costume for tomorrow.Okay,does anybody has an idea what a dove looks like?I know that doves are white in color and very beautiful.But what else does it have?Gonna' think about it.So,i end my post here.

Toodles!

TUH-NIGHT!

2008-06-20T00:07:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Tonight,190608,went to "somewhere" for "something".
Around,1800 hrs+,we left the house,leaving my Mum,Mbok Wahyu,Rian and Arin.
I went with my maid cos' my Mum was damn lethargic.
So in the bus,Shahidah BBY messaged me.The conversation :

Shahidah BBY : Kat ne?
Me : On the way.Jap lagi sampai k.

I thought she was there.But she wasn't.My maid and i were the only one there.

Me : Kat ne?
Shahidah BBY : Yio Chu Kang.

Then,around 1900 hrs+ or 2000 hrs+,she came with her Mum.Then,we sat down.I chit-chatted with her about "something".Then,the other guys came.(Danish BBY is so hot!)
Then,Kak Zaza,whom we waited for her to come,finally arrived with Qykko BBY and Matin BBY.Okay first of all,at that place,me and Shahidah BBY thought we'll be going to the same "2 rooms".But mistaken.We had to go down to the "first storey room".Then,we started doing "the usual stuffs"(Korang daripada tempat tu,tau ape aku maksudkan).So,after doing that,we had to do "something" in front of the people(Meaning the parents and the teachers).After that,got home.Then told my maid to prepare my clothes for this Saturday,210608.So,here i am.Sitting down,and blogging on my laptop.

That's all.

Toodles!

P.S. - (Oh and,God willing,i will post something about this Saturday,210608)

THE SCHOOLING BLOGGER

2008-06-17T14:49:00.000+08:00

Readers.
Today,170606,was awesome.
Went to school like normal,around 700 hrs+.
Reached school,saw Delshat sitting at the corner of our "Princess Court".
Sat next beside her and talked about the holidays.
After some time/minutes,Alice,Nuriin and another friend came.And then Munirah and Rini Yurika!Okay first of all,RINI IS NOW TALL!She is taller than she was before.She was much tinier than me.But no matter what,she can still never go beyond my height.Munirah was complaining of how her finger(s) hurt after getting _______ in the car.

During Science Class,we learned about DNA and Cloning.Mrs Tan told that Dolly was the first ever mammal to be cloned.To those who might not know who is Dolly,she is actually a woolly sheep.She said that once one cloning has been done,we must wait for (another) 500 years for another cloning!Was quite shocked at first but then,it's gone.She told us that clones do not really look alike all the time.According to a picture of Dolly and her clone,she showed that Dolly's clone is 2 or 5 times younger than Dolly!Then,i asked her whether clones could get their gender changed.Her answer was "No".From the back,Zidan shouted,"Saiful,you want to get your gender changed?".The entire class was like laughing.I just laughed along.Then there was this part on Asexual something-something-can't-remember where Mrs Tan told us that a gecko does not need to be mated to get pregnant.It just has to do something-something-can't-remember.Then i asked Mrs Tan the worlds most dumbest question ever ; "Mrs Tan,does that mean Male + Male?".With a laugh,she said "I am not talking about homosexuality!".Okay,so anyways,on my way back home,i decided to drop at a Bubble Tea Stall for awhile to buy (duh!) Bubble Tea.The person who was currently manning the stall said "Not ready yet".So,with a gloomy face,i dragged myself back home.Got home,bathed,ate,played with my nephews and slept till 1500 hrs+.Okay,finally i get to blog about this certain dream i get over and over (...... and over ...... over ..... and .... over) again.I keep getting this certain dream about my family with strange family members.Scary uh?The next thing i'll find out in that dream is that Paris Hilton will be my sister!(That's hot!).I end my post here.

Toodles!

Humans For Sale

2008-06-17T00:20:00.000+08:00

Readers!
I happen to blog-hopped to Fauzi Rassull's blog and i read his post on "Girls For Sale?".
In his post,he placed the website where girls advertise themselves and sell their bodies to men for a night.

Okay.Why must you ladies sell your bodies to wretched men(No offences)?!Are you girls in need for sex 24/7?I guess no!Ladies,you can find a better job!And i bet to those ladies who sell themselves,have gorgeous faces.Uhuh!A point!If you have a gorgeous face,why don't you wanna' be a model?If you are not interested in runways and stuffs,be a lingerie model!And to the young female teenagers on that website,quit your job!If you are still studying(obviously),continue studying!If there's any bitch who tries to make your life miserable at school,tell that bitch to reflect herself in the mirror and ask herself whether she looks like a 20 bucks a night prostitute.Ladies,if you wanna' seek forgiveness from God,you are always welcomed.He accepts all sorts of people.So,that's just a word for you ladies.

70 bucks lahhois!

2008-06-15T22:00:00.000+08:00

What would you do if you had 70 bucks in your wallet?

Buy Little Miss and Little Mr tees
Buy skinnies
Buy food (duh!)
Take a cab home
Order Mac Delivery

Smart right?

A DAY IN A LIFE OF A BLOGGER

2008-06-14T13:34:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Today,140608,as usual,woke up,watched TV and stuffs.
Mum came home with Mango jellies!
Later,at around 1400hrs+,will be going to a workshop(more like a class).
Yay!Get to meet my GFFAES & BFFAES ; Nasha , Seri , Shahidah , Ifah , Qykko , Matin , Wafi , Ahmad , Humairah , Kak Tuti and many more!
Nasha , Seri & Shahidah are LOVED.
That time,when i went for the class,there was one part where me,Nasha & Seri all had to act.We were all quite plump and when we had to hold hands and lie down on the floor,we looked like 3 hippos trying to dance!
My Dad was like laughing hysterically that time.~~Idiot~~
So,later,i don't know what the teachers will tell us to do.

PEPS ; Where spirits dwell?

2008-06-13T23:49:00.000+08:00

Readers & To All P.E.P.S Students!

I can't believe you guys still believe that our school has spirits.First,Sabrina says that in our school,there are students who get possessed.Second,Hani still believes that there's roaming ghost.Guys?!We are not in the Victorian century where child spirits roam in schools with a royal costume.

To Sabrina : Young girl,i believe that this students get possessed because of a spirit.But we do not know if she was pretending to get possessed to get people's attention.And for the "eye keeps widening" thing,i am sure my 200,000,000th generation's baby could do that to lie!

To Hani : There's no such thing as a spirit roaming in our school.Wake up,HANIRUSYAIDI.It's the 21st Century.Hani,it was just a fiction story i sent to you.And during the camp,you did not ASNP(act sleep,night patrol),you actually snug up in your sleeping bag!You .... you ... erghhhs!

To all the P.E.P.S Students : Oh and to the lower primary,if you are reading this,carry on reading.STOP BEING NONSENSICAL BY NOT COMING TO SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN THOSE GHOST STORIES TOLD BY YOUR TINY-BRAINED FRIENDS AND BY THE UPPER PRIMARY STUDENTS.Before Mr.Ang receives any calls,from your parents or wards,reguarding about this crap,you better stop it.STOP TARNISHING OUR SCHOOL'S GOOD REPUTATION!

PSLE ; My thoughts

2008-06-13T17:06:00.000+08:00

PSLE

The word,once heard,sends tingles down my spine.
Whenever i hear words like RESULTS and GRADUATION,
i can never stop shivering.
I aim to go to Express.
If Express can't be achieved,Normal Academy isn't that bad either.
But,my parents are still aren't happy with my improvements in Arithmetics.
I have put my all into it.
My weakness is to my laptop.
Whenever i see my laptop,i would have this "temptation" of playing it.
Both my parents keep nagging about my grades in that subject.
But when PSLE comes,i'll put my (greater) all into it.
I will prove to my parents that even though i am not good in Arithmetics,
I could still go to a good secondary school.

Haiya Pabllem!

2008-06-12T17:34:00.000+08:00

Readers!
Woke up,remembered to do my very first task(as ordered by my father,yesterday,110608) ; Study.
He said that i kept playing my laptop and it's time to study.I gave off a shitty face and didn't look at him.
Next morning,120608,finally got to play my laptop after studying.Then i went to the toilet and something happened.I flushed 2 times in 1 go!Is the other flush added to my bills?

Creepy!

Wedding ... so long gone

2008-06-11T12:45:00.001+08:00

Readers!
Just a few pictures from a wedding i went a long time ago.
But heck cares,just enjoy viewing it,okay? (:
(P.S. - No pictures of my Mum will be shown,somehow)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Uncle Andrew! - Bestest Uncle ever!

Yes Kak Comel,i could see you.

Try spotting the groom!
(P.S. - He's not the men in white!)

Kak Nani! You just came back from Mumbai is it?

3Rs (from left to right) : Raelene,Ranette & Ranae.
Boi,lu ngah step sachok pe?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

The few pictures below are from the Batam shopping trip.
And yes,there is my Mum's face.
Happy?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
From back to front : Nenek,Cik Ipah & Mummy!
Sakeenah & Me - We were destined to be together ....
Mummy!That's not your child!
Btw,this was taken at one bakery place.
The coffee was sweet.
The cakes were delicious! *drools*
2 Genduts,1 Lizard.

3 Bomboms,1 Sekodeng.When divas collide ...

Cik Ipah,Mummy & the tourists went to pamper themselves at a massaging place.
Nenek,Me & Sakeenah sat in a small room.
I kept bullying Sakeenah.
Women + Shopping = Irreplaceable

I forced Sakeenah to pose for this picture.
She makes everything looks real!

Nenek too loves shopping!

A CHANEL blouse(is it?)!
Beautiful ain't it?

Well that last picture ends this post.
Toodles!

Sakeenah nak maki pe?

2008-06-10T17:03:00.000+08:00

(Click on picture to see a bigger image)

Okay,this picture was long,long taken.
This was when i went to Batam.
Anways,back to the picture,
you could see Sakeenah flicking off.
She's a good girl gone bad.

P.S. - I had to mosaic my Mum's face cos' she says that she doesn't like people to see her face on the cyber world.

Questions :)

2008-06-09T22:12:00.000+08:00

When did you last cry?
Today,90608.

Whom did you last chatted with on MSN?
Anne♥

Name 2 people.
1)Hani♥
2)Nabil♥

How did you met 1?
During Primary 1.

And 2?
Can't remember.

What if 1 happens to be your long lost sister?
His a boy,dumbass.

If 2 were to kneel down and propose you,what would you do?
I would run around Singapore and tell boys and men(s) that wet dreams are fake.

What's your ambition?
To become a singer,like Beyonce♥.

If you were given a chance to meet 2 people in this world,who will it be?
1)Beyonce♥
2)Natasha Beddingfield♥

What creature do you want to be?
Mermaid♥

What song is currently stuck in your mind?
Quite a lot actually .... *counts the number of songs,starting from Twinkle Twinkle Little Star*

Bah,hamburger!

2008-06-09T21:57:00.000+08:00

Readers!
I am so fished up with chain mails!
I hate forwarding!
Can't you son of the bacons stop sending me those stupid chain mails!
And what's with the "You'll see ________ at _________ if you don't forward this email"?!
Well,this is for you mosbyfishing bacons!
You'll see me at 2400hrs ,kicking your ass,breaking your face,if you don't stop sending me those stupid emails!
Basseconds!

Speed Typing Test!

2008-06-03T17:17:00.000+08:00

Attempt #1
56 words

Attempt #2
50 words

Attempt #3
55 words

Arithmetics Questions

2008-06-02T18:46:00.000+08:00

Today,20608,i decided to find for Arithmetics Questions.
And i visited Aplusmath.com : Worksheets to get the questions.
Below are some pictures of questions and some of my answers.

I am quite a genius!
Below are my answers :
1. 91
2. 95
3. 40
4. 55
5. 79
6. 77
7. 50
8. 10
9. 36
10. 64
This,i'm going to let you people try it.
It's Algebra.
See,what you have to do is to figure out "y" which is subtracted with a number to an answer.
For example ; 11 - y = 6
Answer : y is 7.

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You --changeyourmind

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Your pillar of strength ; Me

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Big thing

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